Satan Says Snort

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas, via forgave)


narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

(via tuhree)

hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

(via anditseliza)

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via forgave)

  • teacher: describe yourself in one word
  • me: done

yourlittlebae:

if your mom and dad are still together you don’t understand how lucky you are

(via forgave)

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

(via danger)